You have to admit that the majority of horror media has some prime real estate. Here at ThatsMyE, we appreciate the aesthetics amidst the blood and gore! Here are our top 10 beautiful horror houses:

10 Amityville (1979 and 2005)

Here we have the most notorious Dutch colonial house in the world. The lauded address of 112 Ocean Avenue comes, suspiciously, fully furnished! The house’s most distinctive features are the two quarter-round windows located in the attic. These windows have been known to glow red on occasion, which adds to the overall ambiance of the surrounding lake. The lucky residents can choose whether to be terrorised by James Brolin or Ryan Reynolds. 

Property also comes with a demonic pig christened ‘Jodie’ by a previous resident.

9 The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

Located just outside the revitalised town of Southington, Connecticut, this fabulously presented two-floor house has an extremely interesting history. The house’s best feature is its spacious basement, complete with its own embalming table at no extra cost! This table makes a fun toy for any children in the property.

We strongly advise that if any tenants happen to find any historic post-mortem photographs around the property, DO NOT throw them out, as they will more than pay for your rent. 

8 The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

We are delighted to present this beautiful gothic mansion aptly named ‘Hill House’. Boasting a grand staircase, numerous statues, and sprawling grounds, you will feel like you are in a gothic novel!

Hill House includes the use of the ‘Red Room’, which is said to be extremely therapeutic but is not accessible to everyone.

The property also includes a permanent clockmaker to repair the numerous grandfather clocks included in the property. A bonus for any busy family.

7 Secret Window (2004)

This immaculately presented cabin, located in upstate New York, screams cosy. Perfect for any individual wanting to get away from it all. After a few weeks, you won’t even feel like yourself!

6 The Others (2001)

This spacious country mansion located on the Channel Island of Jersey is the very epitome of privacy! Extremely secure with locks on EVERY door. An ideal home for growing children; your little darlings will make friends around every corner. The previous owners are extremely welcoming, with many fun games and songs, they will become a part of you! 

5 Casper (1995)

Now this is an extremely unique property. Known as ‘Whipstaff Manor’, its unique silhouette, floor-to-ceiling windows, spiralling staircases, and intricate ceilings are to DIE for. 

The property also comes with four roommates who make it feel like home. A rowdy bunch, but they do a great karaoke night. Property also comes with a personal, transparent chef and a hidden lab.

The house imposes a midnight curfew.

4 American Horror Story: Murder House (2011)

1120 Westchester Place is colloquially known by the adorable nickname of ‘Murder House’. Located in an upmarket LA neighbourhood, its gothic revival style gives it extreme curb appeal, you will never want to leave!

The house’s previous tenants are still extremely attached to the property, and even your new neighbours will want to visit again and again.

The property does boast a spacious basement, but we would advise any new owners to limit their use of this space. Just keep the Christmas decorations there or something!

3 13 Ghosts (2001)

This property is a rare find! Made almost entirely of glass! The exhibitionists among you will love it! Don’t worry, though; the bathrooms are hidden, so your privacy will only be invaded by the permanent residents of the house. The 13 residents are feisty but welcoming, each with their own unique personalities and quirks.

This avant-garde design will make you feel like you are living in a work of art! Also included in the sale are pairs of LED glasses to help you see and interact with the permanent residents of the house. Unfortunately, there is not enough for the entire family. 

2 Paranormal Activity (2007)

Have you ever wanted a property with a driveway, porch swing, pool, and a hereditary demon? Well, this is the house for you!

Complete with an ultra-modern kitchen (easy access to knives!), a high-tech security system that will absolutely protect you…and an ensuite in the master bedroom! After viewing this San Diego home, you will want to invite the whole family around!

The resident demon (likes to be known as ‘Toby’) will even help you shift furniture, how helpful is that?

1 The Grudge/Ju-on (2002)

Located in the Nerima District of Tokyo, this immaculately presented traditional two-storey Japanese house (we don’t recommend viewing the third level). 

This family home boasts many sought-after Japanese design features, such as shoji screen doors and tatami mats, which are offset beautifully by the presence of an onryō, a traditional Japanese ghost, for a traditional Japanese home!

This house is so magnetic that previous visitors and residents will pop in from time to time. We strongly advise that if you hear a rattling type groaning noise, do not look in its direction. Potential owners must like cats.