Spoilers hide in the sands of Arrakis!
Based on Frank Herbert’s 1965 original epic science-fiction novel ‘Dune’ , Part 1 of Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ introduces the Imperium of a far-off future, when the official trade-off of the governorship of the fief of planet Arrakis, the only source of mélange or spice in the known universe, is betrayed and embroils the noble Houses and the Empire into all-out war!
Much and more has been made about Herbert’s original novel, including a most beloved Lynch film, 2 love-it-or-hate-it Syfy television shows, a whole library of prequels, sequels, and interleaved books, plus computer games, board games, and even songs. Herbert’s original world-building involves massive moral and ethical dilemmas, treatises on love and the human condition, human evolution without the crutch of AI technology, addictions in many forms some even necessary, the overuse of supposedly abundant natural resources, gender dynamics, prescience, and its perils, and a whole host of other galaxy-sized concepts to explore. But we’re trying to stick with the single original novel that began it all, Herbert’s game-changer novel ‘Dune’, which is still so detailed and sprawling that it necessitates not one but multiple films to do it justice!
With that in mind, onward we sprint, make sure it’s without rhythm! We begin with introducing the ruling family of House Atreides of the water planet Caladan – honorable father Duke Leto Atreides (Oscar Isaac), his bound concubine and disgraced Bene Gesserit mother Lady Jessica (Rebecca Ferguson), and finally Paul Atreides (Timothee Chalamet), the heir of House Atreides yes, but with a far bigger hidden fate destined to him! In rapid succession, we meet other key members of House Atreides – swordmaster Duncan Idaho (Jason Momoa), warrior-troubadour Gurney Halleck (Josh Brolin), Master of Assassins and House Mentat Thufir Hawat (Stephen McKinley Henderson), and the Imperial Suk Doctor Wellington Yueh (Chen Chang).
I personally am a giant ridiculous ‘Dune’ fan, having read all the books, seen all the visual entertainment attempts, even played both the computer and board games. Thusly, I will be sprinkling the review with useless bits of ‘Dune’ trivia that wasn’t in this new film! For example … Dr. Wellington Yueh is a Doctor of the Imperial Suk school, with Imperial conditioning that was supposed to absolutely guarantee discretion and loyalty from any given Suk doctor, that’s what the diamond tattoo signifies. And it was the love of his Bene Gesserit wife Wanna, simple, stupid, and unadorned love, that caused Yueh to commit the ultimate act of betrayal that sparks the conflagration that embroils the whole Imperium!
Hurrying on, we meet our main villains of House Harkonnen – Beast Rabban (Dave Bautista), the Baron’s brutal nephew and the head of Harkonnen crackdown forces, Piter de Vries (David Dastmalchian) the twisted Mentat of House Harkonnen, and Baron Harkonnen (Stellan Skarsgard) himself, corpulent, gluttonous and murderous against their millennia-long enemies House Atreides.
So, the Emperor of the Known Universe has purportedly stripped the fief of planet Arrakis, the only known source of the spice in the entire universe, from the Harkonnens and commanded stewardship of the planet go to their mortal enemies House Atreides. This means the Atreides and their people, long having ruled the ocean-laden planet of Caladan, have to pick up everything and go to live on the desert planet Arrakis, with its giant sandworms, mysterious desert folk known as the Fremen, and leftover Harkonnen sabotage potential everywhere. The movie goes on to explain that the spice helps the Guild Navigators fly their ships and without it the Imperium would collapse, which is all technically true but plenty of other ‘Dune’ related folk use it. The spice prolongs life to all and sundry, leaving most people in the Imperium forever addicted to its anti-aging properties, and most especially the Emperor and his immediate circle. The spice can let you see the future with prescience, that’s how the Guild Navigators use it (more or less), while the Bene Gesserit, Mentats, and other Great Schools of the ‘Dune-iverse’ use spice in various, sometimes highly inventive, ways. The Fremen, the people of the sands of Arrakis, who live their lives inundated and surrounded by the spice, have their eyes turn the blue-within-blue of total spice addiction, called the Eyes of Ibad.
This means that the forms must be obeyed and pageantry demonstrated, even as Duke Leto admonishes Gurney to smile and the scarred warrior replies he is smiling. The Herald of the Change (Benjamin Clementine), along with representatives of the Guild Navigators, the Imperium and the Emperors own Bene Gesserit Truthsayer, Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam (Charlotte Rampling), transfer stewardship of Arrakis to House Atreides, but no one seems to think the Emperors new commanded gift is anything but a poisoned apple – even the Herald of the Change. And after the ceremony is completed, now is the perfect time for Reverend Mother Mohiam to come test Lady Jessica’s forbidden son.
The whole scene where Mohiam tests Paul with the box of pain and the gom jabbar is a pretty clear demonstration of the fabled witch-like powers of the Bene Gesserit women, but there’s a few details missing, which I’ll gleefully add here – you’re welcome. Through the millennia-long practice of prana-bindu techniques, bloodline study and collaboration, and the somewhat successful shepherding of humanity, the Bene Gesserit have reached mythical proportions in the modern Imperium. All Bene Gesserit are women, one of the many reasons Mohiam isn’t thrilled with Jessica teaching her son Paul their Ways, and their commanding Voice is an openly held powerful secret. The Bene Gesserit have their own stories and legends and goals, the main one of which is the Kwisatz Haderach, their own Shortening of the Way, the male Bene Gesserit who can bridge space and time, the goal of their multiple-millennia-long bloodline breeding scheme. And of course, headstrong Lady Jessica, installed as Duke Leto’s bound concubine and commanded by the Bene Gesserit to bear only Atreides daughters to be used matrimonial pawns in Imperial and political bloodline schemes, gave her beloved Duke a son, Paul.
And then there’s Paul himself, poor thing. Mohiam admonishes him he has more than one legacy in his fate, he has prophetic dreams about the sands and people of Arrakis, specifically one singularly important Fremen woman, Chani (Zendaya), plus let’s not forget the crushing expectations of House Atreides, the eternal enmity of not only House Harkonnen but potentially the Imperium to deal with too, and Paul is barely of an age to shave. His closest comrade inside House Atreides is the friendship and loyalty he enjoys in Duncan Idaho, though all the men, and women for that matter, not only of House Atreides but Caladan itself, love their Duke and his heir. But when the combined absolutely crushing force of not only Harkonnen kill squads but the Emperor’s own Sardaukar comes to take back Arrakis and destroy House Atreides in the process, Paul and Jessica find themselves fugitives thrust into the sands of the planet called by its natives, Dune.
Herbert’s legacy of sci-fi world-building and Villeneuve’s grand epic vision of filmmaking are both the movie’s greatest blessing and biggest curse, it seems. Herbert’s book embraces so many thought-provoking concepts and moves at times at breakneck speeds without any explanation or backstory, with so many pivotal characters to introduce, the 2021 film adaptation has to distill down to three key points and leaves no more room for anything else. One, the introduction of as many key characters as possible, with an incredible cast and grand majestic writing to back them up, while important to move the story along, has a small tendency to ring a bit hollow when we’re introduced to a character we know is a villain we’re supposed to despise (or hero, etc.) but the film can’t linger on them long enough to explain why. Two, sweeping grand epic shots of as many locations as possible, to try and give a scale for the sheer size of these various other planets and holdings of these characters. Arrakis, or Dune, in particular, gets sweeping shots of the desert moving like beautiful water, disgorging gigantic magnificent sandworms and spice blows, and the city of Arrakeen, where House Atreides takes up a new residence. And three, the technology in use in the far-off future of year 10,000+, mostly centered around spice harvesters on Dune, the hand-combat personal shields most people wear, and most especially the vehicles that look like giant dragonflies, called ornithopters.
As yet another personal note I’d like to add that the costumes made for the film are incredible, costume designers Jacqueline West and Bob Morgan came up with their own take on the Fremen stillsuits and made them as book-accurate as possible, plus their touches on the costumes of each and every separate planet-dweller, such as the hawk-shaped pins on Atreides uniform collars (the hawk is the House Atreides crest), and the oil-slick industrial kaftan the Baron wears with his suspension spine, are just absolutely incredible and the costumiers deserve all kinds of praise and awards and lauds.
Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ is shot on a grand epic scale because that was the kind of vision Herbert had when he wrote it, so long ago. And while this means we can own ‘Dune’ 2021 when it finally comes out on 4K Ultra HD or whatever, and even appreciate it on HBOMAX on your 50-some-odd-inch tv, you are doing yourself a disservice as a sci-fi fan if you don’t go and see Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ in the theater. It’s a visual treat for the eyes, for all the senses really, and that’s the utter magic of V’s filmmaking. The film is meant to be seen on that giant silver screen, to see the giant sandworm sniff the tiny world-breaker-in-the-making Paul as he stands frozen in the sand, finally understanding his fate could very well swallow him whole, just like Shai-hulud.
Brave the spice blows of Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ in theaters now!
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A Review of Krampus: A Horror Fan’s Ultimate Christmas Treat
Few films capture the intersection of holiday cheer and sheer terror quite like Michael Dougherty’s Krampus (2015). This darkly comedic horror film blends yuletide traditions with chilling folklore, delivering a festive nightmare that has cemented its status as a must-watch for horror enthusiasts during the holiday season.
Krampus draws on the Alpine legend of the titular creature—a sinister counterpart to Santa Claus who punishes those who lose their holiday spirit. When young Max (Emjay Anthony) renounces Christmas after a disastrous family gathering, he unwittingly summons Krampus and his terrifying minions to wreak havoc on his dysfunctional household. What ensues is a tense, darkly funny fight for survival against supernatural forces.
Why Horror Fans Should Watch
1. A Unique Spin on Holiday Horror
Krampus delivers a refreshing take on Christmas movies by replacing syrupy sentimentality with macabre humor and genuine scares. The film skillfully balances a grim tone with absurdity, making it a rare gem in the holiday-horror genre.
2. Stunning Practical Effects
Dougherty’s background in creature design (Trick ‘r Treat) shines through with Krampus’ menacing appearance and his army of nightmarish toys and demonic elves. The practical effects and atmospheric set pieces add a tactile, old-school charm that horror purists will appreciate.
3. Social Commentary with a Darkly Comic Edge
Beneath the terror lies a biting critique of consumerism and familial dysfunction, themes that horror fans often relish for their depth. The film uses its scares and laughs to explore how easily the holiday spirit can be lost in modern times.
4. A Standout Cast
With performances from Toni Collette, Adam Scott, and David Koechner, the ensemble brings comedic timing and emotional resonance to their flawed, relatable characters. Their journey from bickering chaos to desperate unity adds weight to the terror unfolding around them.
5. A Memorable Monster Movie Ending
Without spoiling too much, Krampus ends on a note that is equal parts chilling and thought-provoking, leaving audiences questioning the true meaning of Christmas—and their survival instincts.
Krampus is a delightful addition to any horror fan’s Christmas lineup. Its mix of dark humor, folklore-inspired scares, and holiday critique makes it an instant classic that stands apart from more traditional holiday fare. If you’re tired of saccharine Christmas movies and want something with bite (and maybe a little blood), Krampus is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Kyle Gallner May I?
No Spoilers
In the modern world of horror with its ubiquitous jump scares and ultra-violence it’s nice to discover a quiet horror. A horror that is in fact barely a horror at all, this is Laurence Vannicelli’s; Mother May I?
The horrors genre’s nihilistic poster boy, the talented: Kyle Gallner stars as Emmett; the not-really bereft son of recently deceased Tracy (Robin Winn Moore). We find out that, although Tracy and Emmett had been estranged for many years, Tracy left Emmett her rather impressive country house in upstate New York. Emmett and his poet girlfriend (Holland Roden) travel to stay in the house after dumping Tracy’s ashes unceremoniously into a nearby lake. Emmett’s quip about Tracy now being ‘fish food’ should give you some idea about how he feels towards his late mother.
Tracy’s house, though beautiful and roomy, is filled with her possessions and memorabilia from her youth as a ballerina. Emmett wants to sell the house as quickly as possible despite Anya’s suggestion of turning it into some kind of artists’ retreat.
Emmett and Anya seem to be having relationship issues, despite being in it for the long haul and wanting to start a family. This apparent dysfunction is either mediated or compounded by Anya’s insistence on psychological ‘games’ suggested by her therapist’s mother. In these games, Anya and Emmett sit across the table from one another and each pretends to be the other person by switching seats. This is to try and better understand their partner. These scenes make for some pretty intense moments with the camera pulled right up to the actor’s face.
After one of these ‘sessions,’ the couple makes yet another excellent decision by indulging in magic mushrooms while emotionally unstable and in unfamiliar surroundings. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that this goes horribly wrong.
While high Anya tries on the cast of Tracy’s face hanging above the fireplace. It is at this moment Anya becomes Tracy. Is this another mind game or a genuine possession? This state lasts longer than the hallucinogens should. Anya even ends up wearing Tracy’s clothes and makeup despite not being a makeup wearer herself. Anya even re-pierces her ears to wear the earrings that were found on Tracy’s corpse.
The rest of the film explores the Freudian nightmare in which Emmett finds himself.
What’s Good…
The acting is fantastic. Gallner, as always, brings his vulnerable intensity to the role. It’s interesting to the character of Emmett regress as his childhood (literally) comes back to haunt him.
I didn’t appreciate Emmett psycho analyzing Anya by saying she calls herself a writer but is actually just a “frustrated copywriter” (jeez movie just @ me next time!). The movie is extremely atmospheric and refreshingly quiet (I could literally hear my cat snoring at points). Expertly building tension so that you are constantly scanning the background to spot what might be hiding behind the corner of the seemingly pleasant house.
What Could Be Improved…
I love a slow burn as much as the next person but I couldn’t help but feel the movie could have upped the creep factor more. Tracy as a ballerina could have been utilized more to give her ‘ghost’ inhuman movements. I can understand why many critics described Mother May I as a horror, light on the horror.
As many horrors do, the movie lost a lot of its during the third act. Subtlety is one thing but the film does leave many questions unanswered and kind of loses itself in its own metaphor.
Despite this Mother May I is an interesting meander into the realm of real-world horror. A good watch for a cosy evening maybe just not with a snoring cat!
Three stars.
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Moana 2 Review
Rating: 3.5/5
Disney’s highly anticipated sequel Moana 2 has returned audiences to the Pacific’s breathtaking animated landscapes. While the film offers stunning visuals that surpass its predecessor, its storyline and music struggle to match the charm and originality of the first installment.
The animation is a standout, with vivid depictions of Polynesian culture and oceanic beauty. Critics have praised its artistry, describing it as “breathtaking” and “awe-inspiring”.
Moana’s dynamic with Maui remains compelling. Their camaraderie, humor, and emotional depth provide many of the movie’s best moments.
The addition of Moana’s sister, Simea, adds a fresh layer to the story, with her character described as a “scene-stealer”.
The music, now composed by Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear, lacks the enduring appeal of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s iconic tracks from the original. While some songs are fun, they don’t have the same magic.
The plot divides attention across a larger ensemble of characters, leading to a slightly scattered narrative that doesn’t achieve the emotional resonance of the first film.
Moana 2 is a worthy sequel in its own right, offering an enjoyable ride for families and fans of the original. However, it feels more like a beautifully animated follow-up than a groundbreaking continuation. The film’s visuals and central character dynamics carry it, even as its story and soundtrack fall short of the unforgettable heights set by its predecessor.
Moana 2 is a fun return to the ocean, but its heart isn’t quite as vibrant as the original voyage.