Gremlins
You know the rules – no bright light, no water, no food after midnight. Doesn’t seem like a good kind of pet to give your kid, teenager or not, does it? And didn’t Billy Peltzer already have a dog, Buddy the dog who was causing so much trouble with the Lady Grinch of the town, Mrs. Deagle, anyways?
Well, who cares. Rand Peltzer likes the unique and unusual, and his son Billy seems to have inherited his curiosity and kind, well-meaning heart in the bargain. Gizmo, as the cute little Mogwai creature is dubbed, is an adorable bundle of fur with giant anime eyes, who can learn and even talk a bit; seemingly the perfect pet. Yet next thing we know all three rules have been broken and soft fur and giant melty-heart eyes have given way to scales, slitted pupils and a really nasty sense of humor!
Like his dad, Billy is smart and resourceful, and manages to find ways to defeat the Gremlins in this oh-so-very-80’s classic holiday hit. Those little scaly monsters learn to multiply way too fast, which would give any Christmas elf sent against them a run for their money!
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Apparently most of the major holidays have their own entire worlds, with like-minded denizens who inhabit those worlds and make sure their holiday gets observed in the grandest way possible every year. And who better than the always beloved king of whimsy-goth himself, Tim Burton, to bring Halloweentown to life?
As we all know, Jack is our Pumpkin King and he’s the very best at scaring the pants off of everyone in the world. But as it turns out, Jack is tired of his job and is looking for a new one, to actually bring happiness to the peoples of earth. But yknow, when you happen to be a humanoid-ish construct based around a particular holiday, trying to mix another holiday in there is simply unlikely to work. Only our patchwork princess Sally truly understands how Jack feels, and as she’s the only one who really makes sense around this insane asylum, it’s up to her to save Jack from himself! And also, because even Halloweentown has to have an actual villain, Sally is gonna have to help Jack defeat the Boogeyman!
Batman Returns
People have a tendency to forget that the second Michael Keaton as Batman film took place during Christmas-time in Gotham, because after all, there is so much else going on. The Red Triangle circus gang has descended in all its bloody glory on Gotham again, as has the charismatic freak-o Penguin, I mean, Oswald Cobblepot, ultimately deciding he wants to run for mayor, and a certain secretary that’s had way too much of men trying to kill her, which leads to her feline resurrection as that badass Catwoman. The movie also happens to feature Christopher Walken as the redoubtable Max Shreck, antagonist industrialist titan of Gotham.
The movie is everything my gothic Gotham-loving heart could want, and set during Christmas-time too, which makes it all the more poignant. Murder, revenge, betrayal, more murder, even rocket-suited penguins, and hey, toss some infanticide in there too!
Danny DeVito got the role of Penguin on the recommendation of his friend Jack Nicholson, who had of course played the Joker in the first Keaton-Batman film. Michelle Pfeiffer took kickboxing lessons and practiced with a whip for her role as Catwoman, once accidentally actually cutting her teacher. And for a great easter egg, the role of Penguin’s father in the very beginning of the movie went to Paul Reubens, better known as yes Peewee Herman. (Bonus easter egg twist – Reubens returned to play Penguin’s father once again on the FOX TV show Gotham!)
Jack Frost
One of the best of the worst of D-grade Horror flicks, Jack Frost boasts a mutant killer snowman antagonist, and I’m not even kidding either. On the way to his execution, the truck ferrying the serial killer Jack Frost crashes into a ‘genetics truck’, mixes the genetic sludge with the snow and turns ol’ Jack into a, wait for it, killer snowman! Of course after that nothing would do but for Jack to go hunting down the Sheriff who caught him, with some of the cheesiest bystander deaths you will ever see in any bad Horror movie.
I know – the special effects are bad, the movie is poorly shot and what story there is, is laughingly awful. Nevertheless, it’s a mutant killer snowman and the way Scott MacDonald cackles for his voice is just hilarious. For anyone who’s ever wanted to knife Christmas with the snowman carrot even once, this one’s for you!
Jack Frost spawned a sequel, Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman, which yes I also own and enjoyed. The series was even slated for a third movie, but was cancelled when the actor who played the Sheriff who caught Jack in both films, Christopher Allport, died in an avalanche in 2008.
Krampus
The legend of Krampus, that anthropomorphic demon that is the antithesis of dear old Saint Nick himself, has been around for a long time of course, but has only really enjoyed ascendance in the last few decades. Krampus comes in the night and takes care of the naughty children, and occasionally adults too, that Santa Claus won’t demean himself to deal with, dispensing coal for the stockings and ruten bundles for the inevitable Christmas beatings about to ensue!
So, like oh so many of us during the winter holidays, the Engel family has issues. Max is a bit of a wuss, his mom and dad are a little pretentious-yuppie type, and German grandma Omi, she’s got a death-grip on traditions older than you might think. Aunt Linda and Uncle Howard, they’re a bit too down-home-y for my taste, their kids are animals that dad probably really does wish were boys, and cantankerous old Aunt Dorothy, also known as ‘eyeroll-she’s-here-too’. And inevitably as the family descends their personalities on each-other, the threat that people who are naughty to each-other on Christmas will receive unhappy visitors, becomes terrifyingly real.
Krampus stands out as a Christmas Horror movie by reminding us that there are real consequences to being assholes to people during the holidays. The things you place your faith in, even and perhaps especially as a child, can come back to haunt you as a regretful adult far too easily. And as a marvelous nod to his other glorious film Trick ‘r Treat, director Michael Dougherty snuck Sam’s lollipop weapon into Max’s Halloween stash.
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Movie Review: Jailer
Director: Nelson Dilipkumar
Starring: Rajinikanth, Mohanlal, Jackie Shroff, Ramya Krishnan, Shiva Rajkumar
Genre: Action/Drama
Release Date: August 10, 2023
Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5)
Rajinikanth is Back with a Bang in Jailer: A High-Octane Blend of Style and Emotion When Rajinikanth takes center stage, audiences expect grandeur, charisma, and larger-than-life storytelling. Jailer does not disappoint. Directed by Nelson Dilipkumar, this action-packed entertainer delivers a well-crafted narrative that combines thrilling action sequences with moments of emotional depth. The film also benefits from a strong supporting cast, stylish direction, and a standout performance from the Superstar himself.
Jailer follows the story of Muthuvel Pandian (Rajinikanth), a retired prison warden who lives a quiet life with his family until a tragic event forces him to confront his past. When his son, an upright police officer, is killed while investigating a powerful criminal syndicate, Pandian embarks on a quest for justice. What sets this story apart is its layered exploration of a father’s grief, his thirst for vengeance, and the moral dilemmas he faces.
The narrative is a fine balance of emotional stakes and action-driven storytelling. Nelson’s direction ensures the pace rarely dips, keeping audiences hooked with unexpected twists and a perfect dose of humor.
Rajinikanth proves once again why he’s revered as one of India’s most iconic actors. His portrayal of Muthuvel Pandian is nuanced, blending vulnerability with raw intensity. At 73, Rajinikanth shows no signs of slowing down, delivering electrifying fight scenes, commanding screen presence, and a performance laced with his trademark style.
In quieter moments, Rajinikanth brings emotional weight to the character, making the audience empathize with Pandian’s pain and determination. This balance of action hero and grieving father reminds us of his versatility as an actor.
While Rajinikanth is undoubtedly the centerpiece, Jailer benefits from a strong ensemble cast:
Mohanlal (special appearance): Mohanlal’s cameo is brief but impactful, adding gravitas to the film. His scenes with Rajinikanth are a treat for fans of both legends.
Jackie Shroff: Playing a calculating antagonist, Shroff brings his trademark menace to the role. His dynamic with Rajinikanth adds tension and drama to the story.
Shiva Rajkumar: His performance as a pivotal character is intense and memorable, showcasing his ability to match Rajinikanth’s screen presence.
Ramya Krishnan: As Pandian’s wife, Ramya delivers a grounded and heartfelt performance, adding emotional depth to the narrative.
Nelson Dilipkumar crafts a tightly woven script with moments of dark humor, intense action, and emotional resonance. The film’s pacing is a strength, as it rarely allows for a dull moment. Nelson’s direction ensures that each character, even those with limited screen time, leaves a lasting impression.
The screenplay does falter slightly in the second half, with a few predictable turns. However, the action sequences and Rajinikanth’s performance more than compensate for these minor shortcomings.
Cinematography: Vijay Kartik Kannan captures the film’s action and emotional moments with flair. The dynamic framing of fight sequences enhances their impact, while the quieter moments are shot with subtlety.
Music: Anirudh Ravichander’s pulsating score elevates the film’s intensity, while the songs complement the narrative without feeling forced. Tracks like “Hukum” have already become chartbusters.
Editing: R. Nirmal ensures crisp editing, particularly during the action scenes, maintaining a high level of engagement throughout the runtime.
At its core, Jailer is more than just an action film. It explores themes of justice, family, and the consequences of revenge. Muthuvel Pandian’s journey is not only about defeating his enemies but also confronting his own vulnerabilities and responsibilities as a father and husband.
The film also delves into the psychological toll of violence, making it more layered than the average revenge drama.
Rajinikanth’s Performance: Charismatic, powerful, and deeply emotional.
Action Sequences: Well-choreographed and exhilarating, with Rajinikanth at his best.
Supporting Cast: Exceptional performances from Mohanlal, Jackie Shroff, and Shiva Rajkumar.
Direction: Nelson Dilipkumar’s deft handling of the narrative keeps it engaging.
While Jailer delivers on most fronts, the second half occasionally leans on familiar tropes. Some supporting characters, despite strong performances, could have been given more depth.
Jailer is a fitting showcase for Rajinikanth’s enduring star power and Nelson Dilipkumar’s storytelling finesse. With its blend of action, emotion, and style, the film is a worthy addition to the Superstar’s illustrious career. Fans of Rajinikanth will leave the theater satisfied, and newcomers will understand why he’s a legend.
Final Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5) Jailer is a must-watch for action lovers and Rajinikanth fans alike.
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Kill on Amazon Prime – A Heart-Stopping Tale of Love and Heroism
Indian cinema often delivers stories that resonate on both emotional and visceral levels. Kill, a gripping action-romance now streaming on Amazon Prime, is no exception. Directed by Nikhil Nagesh Bhat, this high-octane thriller blends heart-wrenching emotion with relentless action, leaving viewers at the edge of their seats.
Set aboard a speeding train, Kill tells the story of Amrit (Lakshya), a loyal soldier returning home with a promise to reunite with his childhood love, Tulika (Tanya Maniktala). The couple’s tender, budding romance is the heart of the narrative, with scenes of their innocent exchanges juxtaposed against the chaos that soon engulfs them.
Their journey takes a dark turn when a gang of ruthless dacoits hijacks the train, intent on robbing and killing its passengers. What unfolds is a gripping battle for survival as Amrit transforms from a man in love to a one-man army, determined to protect Tulika and the innocent lives aboard.
The romance in Kill is as compelling as its action sequences. Amrit and Tulika’s relationship is characterized by a delicate vulnerability. Lakshya and Tanya Maniktala’s chemistry brings authenticity to their roles, making their love story feel real and raw. Their shared dreams of a future together contrast painfully with the brutal violence surrounding them, intensifying the emotional stakes.
The heartbreak lies in Amrit’s constant struggle to protect Tulika while confronting the fragility of their dreams in the face of overwhelming odds. The film poignantly captures how love can endure, even amidst devastation.
Lakshya delivers a career-defining performance as Amrit. Initially portrayed as a soft-spoken and unassuming soldier, his transformation into a relentless protector is both believable and inspiring. The action sequences are brutal and stylized, reminiscent of martial arts thrillers, but with a distinctly Indian flair. Amrit’s fight scenes are raw and unrelenting, embodying the desperation of a man with everything to lose.
The narrative subtly highlights themes of duty, sacrifice, and the lengths to which love can push a person. Amrit’s journey from a lover to a savior is as emotional as it is exhilarating, making him a hero worth rooting for.
The confined setting of a train amplifies the film’s tension, with claustrophobic corridors and dimly lit compartments serving as the perfect backdrop for the story’s chaos. Nikhil Nagesh Bhat’s direction ensures that every shot is purposeful, oscillating between tender romantic moments and pulse-pounding action. The cinematography and sound design heighten the stakes, immersing viewers in the characters’ perilous journey.
Kill masterfully balances romance and action, offering a visceral experience that tugs at the heartstrings while delivering adrenaline-pumping sequences. Lakshya’s standout performance and the film’s emotional depth make it a must-watch for fans of Indian cinema and action-thrillers alike.
Kill is more than just an action movie; it’s a testament to the power of love and the resilience of the human spirit. While its unflinching violence might not be for everyone, those willing to embrace its intensity will find a story that stays with them long after the credits roll. This film firmly establishes Nikhil Nagesh Bhat as a director to watch and leaves audiences eagerly anticipating what’s next for its talented cast.
Rating: 4.5/5 If you’re looking for a film that combines action, romance, and heart-pounding thrills, Kill is the perfect pick.
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Holiday Movie Review: Violent Night
Violent Night (2022), starring David Harbour as a rugged, action hero Santa, delivers a wildly entertaining twist on holiday films. Combining dark humor, brutal action, and unexpected heart, the movie follows Santa as he defends a family held hostage on Christmas Eve. Harbor shines as a jaded yet surprisingly endearing Santa, bringing grit and charm to the role. The film’s blend of holiday magic and high-octane violence is reminiscent of Die Hard but with a festive twist.
Director Tommy Wirkola balances the chaotic fight scenes with moments of redemption and holiday spirit, creating a surprisingly satisfying narrative. While the film isn’t for traditionalists (its R-rating is well-earned), it’s perfect for fans of unconventional holiday fare.
Rating: 8/10: A bold, bloody, and refreshingly unique holiday film that’s destined to become a cult classic.