Michael Buble’s first order of business when we began our conversation was to immediately put me at ease around his enormous celebrity.
The multi-Grammy and multi-Juno Award (Canada’s answer to the Grammy awards) winning singer who sells out the world’s largest stadiums, has sold more than 60 million albums worldwide, and singlehandedly made us re-visit our love affair with the great American songbook, set out to calm my excitable sensibilities with his seamless charm and wit.
Upon picking up his call, a woman came on the line asking me if I was ready to speak with Michael. Two seconds later Michael, himself, came on the line and opened with, “She doesn’t really work for me. I just have her do that to make me sound more important,” as he let out a chuckle. My reply? “Well, too bad for me, I answer my own phone,” and we shared a laugh. In reality, Buble’s music is important to millions around the world who glean such joy and comfort from his flawless interpretation of some of the most iconic music of the 20th century, as well as original music written and performed by Buble. His original works have swiftly gone on to achieve classic status in the soundtrack of our lives.
The year 2019 marks a boon of personal and professional success and a packed schedule for Buble. His family’s much-publicized heartbreak as they fought for their son Noah, as he battled pediatric liver cancer, set Buble on a new course of humility which was evident throughout our conversation. Now, with Noah’s health much improved, Michael Buble re-emerged with a new album, aptly titled Love (or simply, the heart emoji) on which he collaborated with mega-music producer, David Foster; a sold-out worldwide tour and his seventh upcoming musical television special, set to air on NBC on March 20th.
My conversation with Michael Buble is one of his most authentic and reflective, to date. We cover the subjects of parenthood, success, spirituality, love, humor, and of course, the music.
TME: Hello Michael. How are you?
Michael Buble: If you hear kids screaming the background, Oh My God, so sorry about that. My daughter is running around screaming.
TME: Aww, when I do my interviews from home, I have my nine-year-old running around in the background, so I get it!
MB: Boy or a girl?
TME: A boy.
MB: You’re probably like, (whispering) “Shhh, Stop it (laughs).” Does he know the deal with what you do?
TME: He knows I interview people. It’s funny, I had him with me one day for “Take Your Kids to Work Day.” I was trying to impress him, saying how I interview all of these amazing people and showing him where my work is published, and his response was, “I’m bored.”
MB: (Laughs) My kids love it. They’re actually coming with me now on tour.
TME: Is your wife on tour with you as well?
MB: They all come along. I set it up so that they come on tour, and when my wife (Argentine actress, Luisana Lopilato) has a film, I schedule it so that for those weeks I take that time off and I take the kids on set to watch her. It’s a lot of fun.
TME: I have to tell you, I was watching footage of your upcoming NBC special (airing Wednesday, March 20th, 10 pm ET/PT), and you always reduce me to tears. You probably hear stories like this all the time, but when my son was a newborn, I had a routine with him every night, where before I put him down in his crib, I would pick him up in my arms and slow dance with him to your music. When I hear Home or Quando Quando Quando, I just lose it, because I think back to that beautiful time.
MB: That’s great. He’s your boyfriend. It sounds so strange to say that, and whenever I say that, people are like, “That sounds weird,” but it’s not. Obviously, not in that way, but it is romantic. He’s going to love you forever. You’ll be the love of his life and he’s the love of your life.
TME: I’m banking on it.
MB: I love my boys and I’m close with my boys, but it’s not the same as with my daughter. Everyone told me it would be different, and I was like, “No, no it won’t be.” And it’s different. She looks at me with those big blue eyes and I’m toast.
TME: You must hear stories like mine all the time. Do people constantly share with you how your music has been weaved into their most important memories?
MB: Oh, for sure. It allows me to have an even greater sense of fulfillment when people come up to me and tell me how my music has impacted or affected their lives. More than anything, I think I have had servicemen and servicewomen tell me that they’ve gone through scary things and been away for long amounts of time in places that were obviously not comfortable for them, and that songs like Home brought them a ton of peace and got them through a tough time. I think when people say things like that to you, as an artist, it gives you a sense of understanding that what you do matters. I don’t mean “matters” in a sense of being more important than the jobs of other people.
But when you’re missing people and you’re away from your own family, there is power in music. There is power in sharing songs like that and allowing people to interpret them in their own way. I’ve heard the same stories from people who have gone through terrible breakups and people who have been legitimately lonely. They’ve said to me, “The song Haven’t Met You Yet is getting me through.” And then Christmas comes up and I’ll hear from people that that’s all their kids listen to in the car, or it makes them think of their grandfather who they lost. It’s a testament to the power of music. Melody is the voice of God, I think.
TME: I’ll tell you what I have always found fascinating about you, and I’m a fan of music from earlier times. I’m forever listening to music from the 1940s, 50s and 60s. What’s so interesting about you is that you came along in the very early 2000s when everything was hip hop, and rap/rock. What made you believe that you could even break through as somebody who was crooning these songs from a bygone era?
MB: It was probably stupidity (laughs). I mean, thinking that I might have success was probably naiveté. But honest to God, I think I was blinded by the love of the music. And by the way, I love all kinds of music. I love rock, R & B and rap. For me, if it’s good, it’s good. It doesn’t matter who did it or where it came from. I hoped that I could trust my instincts.
TME: I’ve been listening to this author and speaker named Dr. Joe Dispenza. He studies the patterns of the human brain and how we create our own reality. He essentially talks about how anybody who has ever achieved something great, has been able to believe in a vision and believe in a life for themselves that they couldn’t’t yet perceive with their physical senses. When I read that you, from the age of two, knew you were going to be a singer, slept with your bible at night and prayed for it, and you held strong to that vision for all of those years before it actually materialized in your life, I put you in that great category. Does that make sense?
MB: Yeah, it does, and there’s a few people like Eckhart Tolle with The Power of Now, and some of these other philosophers who also talk about that. There is a Canadian writer [Malcolm Gladwell], he wrote a book called The Outliers. His whole premise was that to truly become great at something, you need to put in ten thousand hours of work. And if you find anyone who’s become truly great at what they do, they have put in that amount of time. There are little parts of what you were talking about that mix with the practical application of doing things enough and focusing enough.
You learn by osmosis and your experience helps you to grow. Then by the time you get your opportunity, you’re ready. I think that probably had a lot to do with it for me. Number one, I loved it. I had a passion for the music and the songs, and all of that. But I did the work; I practiced, I sang, and I studied. I took it all in and I digested it as much as possible and downloaded it as much as possible in every kind of genre. I get what you’re saying. You’re talking about visualizing. I have a friend who tells me often that he used to walk down the street and say to himself, “I have a million dollars.” Not, “I want a million dollars,” but, “I have a million dollars; I am successful.”
TME: You’re living it and believing it, rather than wishing for it.
MB: Yes, but this is a difficult conversation, because I think for people who have had the success and who have done that, they can confidently say to you, “Yes, it works. It worked for me, I did that.” For most of the people who don’t have that, I think they look at it as pish posh.
TME: I think people afraid to relinquish their faith over to something that may leave them empty handed. It’s the fear of, well, if I really invest myself in this process and I really believe, and it doesn’t materialize in my life, I’ll be devastated. Therefore, I’m going to remain skeptical.
MB: There’s times where I think to myself, “My God, I worked at visualizing and praying and wanting, and putting out all of that stuff to the universe, and it worked.” But then there’s a lot of times where I have to say to myself that I was just so lucky, so lucky. I mean, a million dominos had to fall in the most perfect way for this to have happened in my life. The question that I really ask myself is, if I had to do it all over again, would I be brave enough?
TME: Mmm, okay. I’ll ask you the question. Knowing everything you now know about the music industry, about the odds, about everything you’re aware of; if you had to start from square one, would you have the courage to do it all over again?
MB: No.
TME: You don’t think so?
MB: I don’t think so.
TME: Wow. Well thank God that’s not an option!
MB: It’s a hard question to think about, because reality doesn’t come into it. I came home yesterday with my wife and we had to take our son to his checkup, the scans and everything (Buble is talking about his son Noah, who is currently in remission from pediatric liver cancer). We take him every three months for checkups, and it’s really scary. My wife and I actually talked about this and we said, “My God, look at what we did.” Here we were, she was twenty-three years old and I was thirty-two. We met in Argentina and we fell in love. Everyone told us that it was impossible.
They told us not to do it, because it was too far away, the whole long-distance relationship thing. And we did it. We got married. Everyone said, “That’s crazy. That’s not going to work. And whatever you do, don’t have kids, because that’ll be murder.” And then we had kids. And then there’s what happened to our family (referencing son Noah’s cancer diagnosis). One of the first things a doctor told me at one of the hospitals we’d gone to, was to stay strong and help each other through this. A friend of ours, when we had asked why the doctors keep telling us that, this friend of ours who works with families going through things like this, said, that something like 92% of couples who go through this…
TME: Get divorced…
MB: Get divorced. And many of the 8% who don’t, have [more] children. And of course, my wife and I thought here we are with a beautiful daughter. We were in the car yesterday and I looked at her, and said, “Would you do it all over again?” She then answered, “Of course I would do it all over again. I wouldn’t want anything different. You guys are the greatest joy of my life.” But then my question to her was, “But would you be brave enough to do it all over again?” And then she said, “I don’t know.” And I would have to say the same thing. I don’t know.
TME: Any of us could say that. It’s like when you have a baby. You bring that baby home from the hospital, and the thought that goes through your mind is that you are going to give this kid a perfect existence, and you’re going to shelter him or her from any pain or discomfort. And then life happens, and you feel completely out of control because you realize that you don’t have the power to completely shield them from the pain and discomfort of life.
MB: And you don’t have the power to shield them from yourself. For sure, I thought to myself, “He’s going to be better than I am!” I am so flawed. I’m so flawed and so impatient, and there are so many things about me that I don’t like or that I wish I could improve on. And then you go, “Oh my God, he’s acting exactly like me.”
TME: You do your best and nobody gets through life without bumps and bruises. Turning things over to the enormity of your career, when you’re on that stage looking out over the massive crowd of 20,000 or 30,000 people who are there to watch you perform, do you ever have an out-of-body experience, like you’re looking at this famous guy singing his heart out on stage and you’re just like, “How did I get here?!”
MB: It’s weird, I used to [feel like that] years ago. I don’t anymore. It’s really strange to say this, but after what I’ve gone through and what my family has gone through, I actually talk about it during my shows. I feel so deeply connected to all those beautiful souls in the audience; I don’t feel there is a difference between us. The truth is, they’re singing just as much as I am. We laugh together, we dance together, and we cry to together. The truth is, I would never have gotten through what I got through without them. I don’t care what people think of me. My goal in life is to be kind, and to do what I do with integrity, and just to know myself. But I’ll never use the word “fan.” I think it’s a shitty word.
TME: It is a shitty word.
MB: It’s short for “fanatical,” and I think that’s negative. I don’t think these are fanatics. I think these are beautiful human beings who need as much love, and who give as much love, as anybody else. When I’m standing there on stage, it’s emotional for me. Sometimes I can control that emotion and sometimes I can’t. But you’re asking me how I feel, and it’s overwhelming. I feel overwhelmed… and grateful. I didn’t know if I was ever going to come back.
TME: When you took that hiatus to deal with your son’s health, you really thought that could be it?
MB: Yeah.
TME: What was the impetus for you to come back?
MB: He was better. We didn’t know how it was going to turn out. My heart was broken, I don’t know. It wasn’t that I ever fell out of love with music. I just didn’t know if I had it in me to go out there and be joyful. It just wasn’t something I could turn on.
TME: And you returned with an album dedicated to love. The album’s title is a heart emoji, and features some of the most beautiful love songs. Is that because you were so filled with love and gratitude for your son’s healing?
MB: It’s because I was in a bubble, looking out at the world, and I saw a lot of negative things happening around the world. I realized that I had an opportunity to put beautiful things out there.
TME: Which is so important, because we need as many people out there as possible lifting collective consciousness.
MB: Sometimes I feel like I’m just one small person, but I feel like there is a lot of power that one person can generate. We can all make a difference, and it usually comes in those random acts of kindness and putting love out there. I felt that if I didn’t do something that was being true to myself and true to how I felt about what the world needed, then I was one of the assholes that was making the world worse. I sat with my producer, David Foster, who had been retired. And he wasn’t going back.
This was a year before we ever got into the studio. I said, “Are you ever going to work again?” He said, “No, I don’t think so. I love being retired. I don’t think I could ever go back in the studio. What about you?” I said, “David, if I ever go back, I just want it to be joy. I want it to be bliss, and I want to work with people I love, put out beautiful music and make people fall in love.” I think both of us in that moment had this epiphany. After that day, he said to me, “Well, Mike, man, if I ever come back, it would be with you.” And then a year later we found ourselves in the studio doing it.
TME: What do you think you are here in this life as Michael Buble to learn?
MB: Listen, I don’t know yet. I’m still learning a lot. What scares me is I’ve learned so much more in the past five years than I had in all my previous years combined. The reason I am reticent to give you an answer is because I can’t imagine what I will learn in another five. What I’ve learned is how much I don’t know. Life moves quickly, and… I think I sound like Ferris Bueller right now (laughs).
TME: (Laughs) I was just thinking that!
MB: (Laughs) I think just waking up in the morning and focusing on being kind. It sounds weird, but just be kind, be loving, forgive and try to get through this very short life. And especially when you have kids, you hope your actions are louder than your words.
TME: Dare I now ask, what you feel you are here to teach?
MB: I do have an idea, but it’s really personal to me and I don’t want to get preachy. But I do, and I think you do to. I can hear it in the way you speak. I think you have a good, solid idea of what you are doing here.
TME: I’ve been studying this stuff for quite some time. I hope I don’t sound too airy fairy.
MB: It’s okay to be airy fairy. I have my faith and I try never to put it in people’s faces, because there’s a lot of people who don’t believe the same things I do, and that’s okay I don’t know who’s right, I really don’t. I can keep it simple and say I don’t know what there is or what there isn’t, but I feel in some way we are all connected. I know that each one of us gets to play a part in bringing goodness and humanity into the world. I feel like sometimes, because of the job I have, it can be magnified. If I can do that as best as I can, that can be my legacy.
Michael Buble’s seventh musical television special will air Wednesday, March 20th at 10 PM ET/PT on NBC. Buble’s tenth studio album, Love [illustrated with a simple heart emoji], is out now. Visit MichaelBuble.com/tour or TicketMaster.com for information and tickets for 2019 his worldwide tour.
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Disclaimer on Apple TV+ A Psychological Thriller with Layers
Disclaimer on Apple TV+ delivers a gripping psychological thriller, blending mystery with moral complexity. Created by acclaimed director Alfonso Cuarón, this series is based on the novel by Renée Knight, and stars Cate Blanchett as Catherine Ravenscroft, a successful documentary filmmaker whose life is upended when a disturbing novel appears, revealing her darkest secrets.
The series centers around Catherine, who stumbles upon a novel that eerily mirrors events from her past that she believed were long buried. As the book’s existence begins to unravel her personal and professional life, she must confront disturbing truths about herself. What makes Disclaimer intriguing is its delicate balance between psychological suspense and character-driven drama, allowing the viewers to feel empathy, even for morally ambiguous characters.
Cate Blanchett’s performance is nothing short of mesmerizing. She portrays Catherine as having a complex mix of strength, vulnerability, and guilt. Kevin Kline, who plays her estranged husband, adds further depth to the story, making their fractured relationship a compelling subplot.
Alfonso Cuarón’s direction is both atmospheric and tense. The series often uses flashbacks, slow reveals, and intricate camera work to keep the audience on edge. The mood is constantly one of unease, leaving you questioning what’s real and what’s imagined.
The disclaimer explores themes of guilt, memory, and the consequences of the past. It dives into the gray areas of moral responsibility, showing how events can be perceived differently by those involved. The series also delves into issues of privacy and identity in the digital age, where our pasts are never truly erased.
Visually, Disclaimer excels in creating a sense of looming dread. From its dark, muted color palette to its sharp contrasts in lighting, every frame adds to the psychological tension. The soundtrack complements the eerie mood, with haunting melodies that amplify the sense of paranoia.
Disclaimer is a masterclass in slow-burn suspense, elevated by outstanding performances and a director who knows how to manipulate tension. It may not be a show for those who prefer fast-paced thrillers, but if you enjoy character-driven narratives that challenge your perception of truth, this is a must-watch.
Final Rating: 4.5/5
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Joker Folie au Deux: The tears of a clown
Spoilers hidden in clown makeup!
Called “The Madness of two”, the love story of Joker and Lee, is set against the backdrop of the murder trial of Arthur Fleck, imprisoned in Arkham, in 1980’s Gotham City.
It’s almost impossible to believe that the film’s director and writers would do this to a character they professed to come to love by the end of the first, admittedly divisive, Joker film. But it happened, and it’s up there for us the audience to be, let’s be real here, tortured with. You’ve been warned.
They turned Arthur Fleck, the downtrodden character who took back his own power at the end of the first film, back into what he began this whole journey as – a victim. Even his Joker persona won’t save him from being objectified at his trial, for his lawyer keeps insisting he’s sick in the head and this “Joker” is the result, and the legion of fans out there clamoring for more are more aimless fan-atics and less revolutionaries. Though one person, a shiny little tarnished pearl set among the crazies at Arkham, stands out for Arthur in a very strong way.
The single bright spot in the whole film, ‘cuz it sure is not the skeleton-thin Joaquin Phoenix trudging about Arkham like a cowed scarecrow, is inevitably Lady Gaga as the reimagined Harley Quinn, or Lee, as she introduces herself to Arthur. They meet, inevitably enough, at music class. And suddenly, Arthur’s heart finds song again! Lee loves Arthur, or rather Joker, with an intensity that actually shocks him awake for a short while. And we see small, short flashes of our beloved madman in his iconic makeup, as he madly pirouettes his way through representing himself at his own trial, defiant in his sharp-angled clown look, his voice flitting effortlessly between entertaining characters, accompanied by musical numbers straight from Jokers cerebral cortex, fully imagined and surreal, joyous and loud, impossible to deny or ignore. Which, remember from the first film, was the whole point folks. Gaga carries in every single musical number, and there is always a just barely-there sense of her singing being just the tiniest bit off, like you know that note and that note was wrong, but she did that on purpose to demonstrate Lee’s own version of reciprocating madness. It’s genius ya’ll, but rather than being any kind of uplifting, the duets especially that Lee does with Joker are a musical dive further into madness. Lee wants Arthur to split and for Joker to explode and entertain and be alive, and nothing will stand in her way. Even enduring an, I kid you not so be prepared for it, totally awkward sex scene.
It turns out, the villain of the film is actually Lee herself. Her carefully crafted fan-cast ways are quite believable, a testament to Mother Monsters excellent acting abilities, but in fact it’s all wrong. In what is arguably DC’s most legendary abusive relationship, Joker is the villain and Harley Quinn is his, however willing, victim. Definitely not the other way around, which is what is presented here in Folie au Deux. And while I applaud a Harley Quinn offered to us as a calculating femme fatale finally, this reduces our formerly powerful Joker to a shell of even Arthur Fleck. This is not what we, the audience, are here for.
The amount of abuse Arthur suffers throughout the film is appalling, and made more so because there is no delicious payoff like in the first film. Joker does not snap and go on a killing spree, or give a joyously psychotic rant, no, he confesses. Traces of the Joker makeup he wore so defiantly in court still remain, but our clever mastermind clown prince of crime, or what he could have been, is reduced to this blubbering, maniacally laughing, apologetic thing on his last stand.
After the trials inevitable conclusion, the torture doesn’t end for poor Arthur, oh no. Lee is gone, the music in his head has ceased, and things at Arkham with everyone’s favorite singing guard Jackie Sullivan (Brendan Gleeson) is about to take a turn for the seriously worse.
The movie has a well-earned R rating and though it isn’t graphic per se, no one in the audience wanted to share head-space with the strongly implied image of Brendan Gleeson having to act out raping Joaquin Phoenix, broken and beaten and lost, utterly powerless.
Also, tell me in a movie that we’re set in the 1980’s without telling me we’re in the 80’s – damn near every single last character is smoking. Like, constantly. Throughout most of the musical numbers too. Hell, the first thing Arthur Fleck says of any note in the movie, is to ask his interviewer for a cigarette. Likely even unconsciously divisive with the audience, the smoking emphasizes the melancholia of most of the characters and indeed, the very grungy atmosphere of 80’s Gotham City.
The director already said that this version of the Joker isn’t the “real one”, which harkens back to the time of the TV show Gotham, who gave credence to the notion that Joker ideals and madness could be spread like a plague and therefore anyone could in theory be Joker, and this theory holds at the very end of the film and what the assassin does to himself in the blurred, blood-soaked background. Which, hey, I’m fine with the idea of these Joker films being one-offs in a separate but attached DC-verse, but it only makes one pity poor Arthur Fleck even more. Not even the real madman, just a depressed little would-be clown, betrayed by everyone, totally alone. All Arthur ever wanted was to entertain people, and surely the sequel does that idea up big, with larger-than-life musical numbers, dancing and costumes and a love story for two very widely known characters, but in the most grim-dark depressingly bleak manner possible. It mostly really is all in Arthur’s head, after all. None of the truly beautiful parts are real. And that thought is truly depressing, for it’s as close to real life as one is going to get inside the DC-verse. It’s kind of like we the audience are betraying Arthur too, because we’re watching his life unraveling as a form of consumer entertainment. And I don’t watch films for a guilt trip, thank you.
One could say that no matter what strong opinions one has about the movie – and there are many, the Press section in my theater when I saw the film was absolutely abuzz with mostly strongly negative emotions – harkens back to the old thought of, it doesn’t matter if the conversation is positive or negative, you’re still talking about me. Even so, with the film hitting theaters recently and opinions pouring in, scales are leaning more and more towards, “I don’t like it.” Giant do-ups of grandly realized musical numbers, arguably a pair of the biggest stars in the artist world today in the titular roles, and a whopping you-wouldn’t-believe-how-much budget can’t save the Joker sequel from the folly of its own aspirations of … I’m not even sure what. See the film, and you tell me what you think is being presented here.
Listen in for the tears of a clown in Joker Folie au Deux in theaters now!
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Cobweb Fan Theories
Cobweb had limited theatrical release in July 2023 where it was immediately swallowed up by the cultural juggernaut that was the summer of ‘Barbenheimer’. Released onto Netflix in September 2024, presumably in preparation for spooky season. It is an interesting watch.
Cobweb weaves its creepy tale around Peter (Woody Norman) a reserved eight year old boy. Peter lives with his mum; Carol (Lizzy Caplan), and his dad; Mark (Antony Starr), in a decrepit house. Peter is kept awake by strange knockings on his bedroom wall during the night. Both his parents dismiss this as Peter’s overactive imagination yet Mark enlists Peter’s help to put down poison for suspected rats.
Peter is quiet at school with no friends which inevitably attracts bullies. We see that Peter’s problems fitting in at school could be attributed to the odd behaviour of his parents. Despite being set in the modern era their house lacks a TV or seemingly any technology bar a landline phone in the kitchen.
The knocking on Peter’s bedroom wall turns into a female child’s voice asking for help then claiming to be his sister whom his parents have locked away, her name is Sarah. The disembodied voice claims the parents are “evil”. The parents bizarre behaviour turns to abusive when they lock Peter in the basement for drawing the attention of his teacher to their home.
Peter’s sister in the wall eventually tricks Peter into poisoning his parents with the rat poison and setting her free. Sarah turns out to be an evil spider-like monstrous being. She gleefully rips through people with her elongated nails while taunting Peter. Peter is eventually rescued by his teacher Ms Devine (clearly from the Charles Dickens school of character naming) and Sarah is locked back into her cage in the basement. Sarah warns Peter that the night will haunt him forever and that they are “family”.
But is all as it seems with this twisted tale? The outlandish ending left many scratching their heads at what began as a pretty grounded movie. Fans and critics alike took to social media to share their theories and thoughts on this underrated horror.
I enjoyed the story. The acting was superb, particularly Norman who sold his role as an anxious child who slowly begins to understand his own strength and resilience. Special mention of course goes to Antony Starr. His wide smile and Patrick Bateman-esque eyes upped the creepy factor significantly. When Sarah crawled out of her prison behind the wall while talking to Peter in her death rattle, I had to mute the film because I was so creeped out!
Many viewers commented that the third act is vastly different from the rest of the movie. Was this simply a rushed production deadline or COVID related problems? Or was the film alluding to something different altogether? There are many fan theories scurrying around the interweb regarding the origin and meaning behind Peter’s, apparently, demonic sibling.
Here are a few of my favourites:
Sarah is Just a Figment
Throughout the narrative we are reminded that Peter has a big imagination. He’s also lonely, he has no friends at school and spends recess helping the teacher. It also becomes clear that Peter is being abused by his parents, their behaviour becoming increasingly more erratic. Seeing a young child being locked in a basement is far more terrifying to me than any ghost or ghoul. When he’s finally allowed out of the basement his mum brings him a tray of cupcakes to celebrate his freedom and bathes him. In typical abuser fashion Peter is made to apologise for his behaviour. Is it any wonder this little boy conjured himself an imaginary friend? Maybe even one with a familial bond? He would at least have one family member who doesn’t abuse him.
The majority of the story takes place at the family home. Its very noticeable that the outside of the house doesn’t exactly match the layout of the interior (and not just because one is a sound stage). Every shot is so beautiful that we have to believe this was deliberate. Despite the house being colonial in design, the inside is spacious with the use of wide shots. Everything feels so big, is this because we are seeing through a small child’s eyes? In this large, sometimes scary house maybe Peter’s damaged mind build up a fantasy around the sounds of actual rats scratching the walls. Imagining a sister he could run away with and start a new life.
This theory is supported by the almost nonchalant way Peter’s parents treat the whole situation. They have sealed their daughter in the walls of their house, did they not ever think she would maybe try to communicate with their son? Carol doesn’t even seem particularly alarmed when Peter starts talking about hearing sounds coming from inside the walls.
Maybe an abused little boy would fantasise about his magical imaginary sister tearing his bullies limb from limb. Not only that but his favourite teacher arrives in time to rescue him from the massacre.
Did Peter invent a fantastical scenario to escape his abusive parents?
Sarah is Peter’s Subconscious
This is related to the first theory. A Redditor pointed out that in the style of Jungian psychology there are many dream-like ‘hooks’ in the movie. A hook in a dream is something non-sensical to let the dreamer know they are dreaming. There are many of these in Cobweb. The family inexplicably have a beautiful pumpkin patch in their backyard. Very atmospheric but why? Are they selling these pumpkins? They don’t like Halloween. Some viewers think the soup the family ate (every night) was pumpkin soup but looked to me to be the wrong color. Not just the patch but there is a child’s swing hanging from a tree right in the middle. Why would you encourage a child to play in the middle of delicate fruit he could tread on? Or if we lean into the dream theory; the swing in the pumpkin patch could represent Peter’s life from his perspective. Trying to play and be a normal child but with one wrong move he could destroy everything and anger his parents.
Keeping with the narrative Sarah becomes Peter’s subconscious or shadow self, all the repressed thoughts and feelings that are not acknowledged in daylight. The walls of Peter’s bedroom are covered in pictures and drawings except the wall through which he talks to Sarah, which is completely bare.
Sarah encourages Peter to stand up for himself against his bullies and the next day he pushes one down the stairs injuring the bully. Sarah eventually convinces Peter to poison his parents, she warns him they want to kill him. Even Sarah’s appearance; starts off initially creepy with Sadako’s spiderlike movements, long matted hair filled with spiders, and long lethal nails. When we finally see her face the CGI is admittedly awful. The rest of the film has seemed so deliberate with every shot is the CGI deliberately phony looking? Sarah has a too-wide mouth with sharp teeth and shining eyes, basically how a child would draw a ‘scary face’. Sarah taunts Peter, Evil Dead style, from beneath the grate in the basement saying he is just like her. So are they one in the same? Peter seemingly rejects his shadow self, leaving her to rot in her cell. But is that enough after he killed his parents? Is cute little Peter a burgeoning psychopath and this is his origin story?
And They Were Demons!
This is a fun one. While Sarah is locked in her cell she pleads with Peter saying that “it is in our blood”. What exactly does that mean? Sarah is not a normal girl if the walking up walls didn’t give you a clue. How could these outwardly normal-looking parents have birthed such a monster? Unless they are monsters too. It would explain Mark’s sinister attributes. During Peter’s nightmare, his mother has shining white eyes just like his sister.
So is Peter some kind of demonic being? During the movie, Peter shows no outward supernatural abilities. Some have argued he shows super strength when pulling Sarah by her hair or it may just be plot convenience. However, eight-year-old Peter thinks to use the rat poison to poison his parent’s dinner. He even thinks about cutting the phone line so they can’t call 911. That’s extremely evil behaviour to put it mildly. Is this Peter’s demonic genes?
This theory also explains why Peter’s parents are so strict with him. Why did they overreact when Peter pushed the bully down the stairs? They knew what happened with Sarah, she almost got them found out.
Will Peter start to mutate like his sister? Ideas for a sequel maybe?
Even without these theories, Cobweb was a fun ride while it lasted. For an hour-and-a-half film, I personally fell into a virtual world of critiques and fan theories. Perhaps it is best to think of it like a modern fairytale, certainly more Grimm than Hitchcock!